Some things we already have:

* A vampire garlic crusher ("Gracula")

* A Loch Ness Monster ladle

* Various animal-themed potholders

I'd like to emphasize that all of this should be fully functional and reasonably high-quality, not flimsy or "only good because it's cute." The idea is not to have something that sits on a shelf resembling a real kitchen tool but is really something we could use regularly, even daily, that is also Extremely Cute. Ideas or specific recommendations both welcome! (One note, we've already decided to just have extremely classic/functional salt/pepper grinders instead of cute ones. But just about any other category of Kitchen Thing is an option.)