Eight bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, and at least one fully-functioning Taco Bell.

That's the mock listing the restaurant itself posted in the wake of Tuesday's blockbuster Davante Adams trade. The All-Pro wide receiver went from the Las Vegas Raiders to the New York Jets for an epic reunion with Aaron Rodgers, but at the cost of leaving his Vegas mansion that has Taco Bell in it.

Check out how Taco Bell took this storyline and ran with the football to use gridiron parlance:

You can see from the screenshot Taco Bell replies to a still frame from one of Davante's Taco Bell commercials. Those who believed he only had the fast food chain in his house for an ad were wrong. He actually has TWO Taco Bells in his Las Vegas residence, as revealed on yesterday's impromptu interview alongside Rodgers on The Pat McAfee Show.

So to the Taco Bell social media admins: You're short-changing yourselves! Davante has TWO of your fine establishments in his Vegas home. And mind you, prospective buyers who take over Davante's dwelling get to live in a state with no income tax, and less than 1% of property taxes per year. Not a bad deal if you get a pair of Taco Bells as part of the package for Davante's not-so-humble abode.

You gotta wonder how often an elite athlete like Davante treats himself to Taco Bell. If I were an elite athlete whose metabolism was that fast and if I had internal organs that could handle fast food on any kind of regular basis, the temptation would be borderline irresistible to not cave to taco cravings on a daily basis.

Here's another bonus: A Taco Bell golf cart for your convenience so you don't have to walk all the way to your stay-at-home Taco Bell.

Beyond the exorbitant price Davante's huge home must be going for, it's a buyer beware situation if you don't have strict dietary discipline. Or heck, maybe if the Taco Bells are in a secluded-enough area of the estate, you could run them as a side-hustle business rather than your own personal buffet. Not a bad idea!

I'm sure Davante is pretty broken up about all the taxes he'll need to pay in the New York/New Jersey area in the coming years. Maybe he can just crash with his pal Rodgers. And that's assuming the Jets don't totally implode the rest of the way. Rodgers is to the point where he could retire after this season if it goes poorly enough. Where would that leave Davante? Better hang onto that Vegas pad -- as if the two Taco Bells aren't reason enough to already.