During her brief presidential run, Harris proved she's got charisma to burn.
"Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my closeup." -- Gloria Swanson
"Fasten your seatbelt, it's going to be a bumpy night." -- Bette Davis
"It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And that time is every day." -- Kamala Harris
Yes, the former vice president is going Hollywood.
The Queen of Brat Summer inked a deal with CAA, one of Hollywood's top talent agencies. She'll be in heady company. Former President Joe Biden also joined CAA in recent weeks, proving the company knows talent when it sees it.
The CAA move likely means a possible book deal, speaking gigs and other politically-charged possibilities for Harris.
Why stop there?
Hollywood knows a star when it sees one and, during her brief presidential run, Harris proved she's got charisma to burn. With that in mind, here are some possible gigs to keep Harris busy before she starts her 2028 presidential run.
Harris takes the baton from Kate Hudson in this adorable, 21st century reboot. She'll play a politician who can cinch the big election by pairing with a smart, handsome state governor. But who will she choose? Will she choose the smart Jewish boy from Pennsylvania or fall for the Jim Gaffigan look-a-like who ducked his military obligations?
This '80s comedy remake finds Harris, playing herself, trying to convince voters that President Joe Biden is very much alive, thank you. Hilarity ensues when Biden is forced to do a second presidential debate with President Donald Trump and Harris has only hours to rig the leader's body with enough marionette strings to convince viewers he's awake. "Bernie's" alums Jonathan Silverman and Andrew McCarthy make cameos as Biden officials telling journalists that Biden's funeral announcements were merely "cheap fakes."
Richard Pryor's 1985 comedy gets the reboot treatment. Pryor's character, now an empowered cisgender black woman played by Harris, must spend every dollar of her $1 billion-plus presidential war chest in 100 days or lose the presidency.
Kamala plays a political star targeted by a dude-bro podcaster. The misogynist dares to invite her onto his podcast, knowing she'll crash and burn under the show's withering spotlight. He'll stop at nothing to get her in his studio. But does she really have to be in-studio? Really? Either way, will she be able to avoid his intense line of questions about MMA fighting, nutritional supplements and, gasp, vaccines? First, he'll have to find her.
Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller, Jeff Bridges and Mark Hamill co-star in this raucous comedy set on the Harris campaign trail. The main players try to explain to everyday Americans why they should vote for Harris, but their subjects keep running away.
This neo-western casts Harris as a train-robbing outlaw from Wyoming who steals from the poor to give to the rich. After witnessing an egregious example of unconscious bias and cultural appropriation, however, Harris becomes an ally of under-represented groups and vows to fight disrespectful cultural and racial stereotypes while robbing trains. But when she and Butch encounter a band of clever Latinx caballeros who effortlessly guilt corporations out of their cold, hard cash, they quickly trade in their six shooters for pant suits.
The latest version of the hot reality franchise finds Harris and beau Douglas Emhoff struggling to rekindle their old marital magic after he's spotted with Nancy Pelosi's daughter at Starbucks.
This contest asks wannabe politicians to spend 48 straight hours dodging journalists' questions. The speed round finds contestants sprinting through a mile-long red-carpet event. Whoever goes the longest without uttering an answer wins.
Harris teams with former actress Meghan Markle for an episodic comedy series about a couple of oppressed, crazy old friends reconnecting on America's wide-open roadways. Along the way, they protest an anti-abortion nonprofit office, deface a military recruitment billboard, and lecture citizens in every small town they visit, all the while squandering their life savings.
Harris hosts this deeply personal show where contestants win big prizes by deciphering her classic speeches. The bonus round challenges players to decode her campaign text alerts.
The former VP oversees this cooking challenge where amateur chefs explore healthy salads made from locally sourced gardens. The focus is on health, not taste. Chefs lose points if they inject flavor into their salads.
Harris shares how to duck all responsibilities when assigned one of the most challenging tasks. "If I can do it, so can you," reads the author's blurb.
In this self-help tome, Harris explores how humor and uncontrollable laughter can not only pave over the roughest patches in our lives, but also propel us to the top. Bonus chapter includes instructions on how to snag a gig solely due to immutable characteristics like sex, skin color, or online intimidation.
It's math made easy by the former vice president. Drawing from her vast experience calling for Venn diagrams in public, Harris guides us through the mystery behind overlapping circles in ways even Daily Kos readers can understand.
Harris takes a page from Michael Knowles's "Reasons to Vote for Democrats" with this cheeky tome. The content? The first page tells readers to emphasize KAM-a-la, not Ka-Ma-la in Harris' first name. The rest of the 500-page book repeats those instructions.
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Christian Toto is an award-winning journalist, movie critic and editor of HollywoodInToto.com. He previously served as associate editor with Breitbart News' Big Hollywood. Follow him at HollywoodInToto.com. The views expressed in this piece are those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of The Daily Wire.